ACME Archives Direct recently announced a new art print called The Princess’s New Clothes. It depicts the moment that Leia’s new outfit as Jabba’s prisoner is unveiled, as imagined by artist Patrick Schoenmaker. It comes in small and large sizes, for $95 and $225 respectively. I really want to get one of these, although I’ll probably have to wait until they have a sale of some kind.
Cute Rancor and Keeper Ink Drawing by Jeff Confer
Like the Rebo Band, this is a companion piece to the cute Jabba piece Jeff did for me a few months ago. This one is also in scale with everything else, so the keeper is about the same size as the other humanoids in the series, while the Rancor is huge. The piece is 24″ x 18″.
It’s a little hard to fit the Rancor into Jeff’s “cute” style without changing what makes it look like a Rancor in the first place, but I think this works nicely. I love the keeper’s smirk. He’s like, “Hey, did I mention I have a Rancor?” 😀 Click the picture for a bigger version.
Rebo Band Ink Drawing by Jeff Confer
This is a companion piece to the Jabba that Jeff Confer did for me a few months ago. The members of the band are all to scale with the figures in the Jabba piece, so this 14″ x 18″. Click the image for a bigger version.
I have a soft spot in my heart for the Rebo Band, and I loathe the things that Lucas added to the sequence in the film for his “special edition” of Return of the Jedi. But I’m not sure if it’s because the new ones are clearly inferior or if it’s just that I’ve got nostalgic feelings for these characters. After all, an alien that looks like a blue elephant is kind of silly if you think about it.
Hasbro Power of the Force 3D Jabba’s Palace Display Diorama

This was originally released in 1998 as part of Hasbro’s Power of the Force line. It’s a cardboard version of Jabba’s throne room that you have to assemble by unfolding various parts and putting some tabs into slots, etc. It also comes with a unique Han Solo in Carbonite figure (actually it’s him just after coming out of the carbonite — you get a normal Han figure with a sort of shell that you can put him in).

It’s quite large (the box says it’s 25″ wide) and the art is well done, but I’ve got to say, this is pretty horrible as a playset. The cardboard is very thin and flimsy, so it’s difficult to get it to stay together even for display. In particular I had trouble with the throne folding up on its own. I have zero confidence that it would survive even a single play session with the average kid, especially without some reinforcing with tape.
For these pictures, I’ve just placed a few POTF-era figures in the diorama to give you a sense of scale, although I used the Ultra Jabba instead of the terrible POTF Jabba, since he can’t even face the right direction to sit on the throne. The diorama doesn’t look that bad in these photos, actually, but I’m just not very impressed with it. If the cardboard was thicker and sturdier (like the stuff used in the Battle at Sarlacc’s Pit game), it would be a lot better.

Silver Rancor Ring (The Galaxy Collection from JAP Inc.)

This is one in a series of Star Wars-inspiried sterling silver rings made in the late 1990s by the unfortunately named JAP Inc. (JAP工房 in Japanese). They make a variety of silver jewelry based on pop culture properties such as Alien, The Nightmare Before Christmas, as well as some Japanese properties, but their Star Wars license ended some time ago. These were not cheap rings, originally retailing for well over $200 (converted from yen). They haven’t held their value very well, though. This seems particularly true for the most popular characters like Vader, C-3PO, and Boba Fett because many cheap Chinese copies of these rings have shown up, devaluing the originals. The lesser characters like the Rancor were never copied, though, so they’re still somewhat sought after.

They made quite a large range of characters. The Jabba-related ones include Jabba, Bib Fortuna, Gamorrean Guard, and the Rancor. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a complete list of these, so there may be even more. I’m not sure if these ever got wide distribution outside of Japan, but they’re certainly on the rare side here in the US. I did manage to track down a Jabba ring on a Japanese auction site, though.
These are very large rings, and it takes a certain type of person to be able to pull off wearing one. I am not that type of person. But I can appreciate the excellent sculpting and craftsmanship that went into making them.

Deagostini Gamorrean Guard Figurine and Magazine (“The Official Figurine Collection” #41)
This is the last of the Deagostini figures that I have at the moment. It’s fairly large and heavy, although I’m not really that fond of the sculpt. It looks kind of like one of the early orc miniatures that I had when playing Dungeons and Dragons back in the 80s. It doesn’t quite capture the piggish quality of the Gamorrean.
The poor Gammy only gets 2 pages (plus the one in the back about the figure itself) out of the entire magazine.


This is the next in the “Official Figurine Collection” series, after Jabba. It’s a good sculpt for the size and the paintwork is well done, although mine seems to have a chip on the lekku (head tentacle). The magazine has 3 pages on Bib and 2 pages on Twi’leks in general, with the rest of the magazine being devoted to other subjects. Bib had more of a colorful backstory than I had realized, although I don’t know where all it comes from (novels?).
According to the magazine, he survived after Jabba’s sail barge blew up and returned to the palace, where he was betrayed by the B’omarr monks, who removed his brain from his body (the B’omarr monks themselves, you may recall, are nothing but disembodied brains in spider-like robot bodies). But he managed to get his brain put into the body of another Twi’lek, allowing him to continue his evil machinations.
Deagostini Jabba the Hutt Figurine and Magazine (“The Official Figurine Collection” #26)

Deagostini published a series of Star Wars magazines in the UK and elsewhere that each came with a painted metal figure. They were published every two weeks and originally retailed for £5.99. (This particular issue is from 2006.) It’s a little difficult to know whether the magazine is the main product or the figurine is, but I’m going to put them under “Figures” because I think the figures were actually the main selling point.
The figures are well painted and have a nice weight to them. Jabba in particular could easily double as a paperweight. Most of the humanoid figures are around two inches tall. Jabba’s about that height, but is about 3 inches long so he looks huge compared to the others. The magazines themselves are rather thin (around 20 pages) and while they may have that issue’s character on the cover, in most cases there are only a few pages actually dedicated to that character. The rest will often be about unrelated Star Wars characters or topics. Jabba does get about half of the magazine devoted to him and his palace, retinue, etc. In terms of content, it’s a combination of background information about the characters and locations from the movies and behind-the-scenes information about the making of the movies.
One thing I do really like about the magazines is that on the inside back cover they have an explanation about the figure, showing pictures of the sculpting and painting process, along with some explanation.

It took me quite a while to finally track one of these down for a reasonable price. For a while they weren’t coming up on ebay at all, and when I would find one the seller would want $20-$30 just for shipping. The figure is heavy, but not that heavy. Luckily I finally found a good deal. There are several other Jabba-related figure/magazine combos. I have Bib Fortuna and the Gamorrean guard and will be posting entries about them shortly. I still need to get Oola and Max Rebo.
Apparently Deagostini is going to start publishing these magazines in the US soon. The first four characters will be Vader, Luke, Yoda, and C-3PO. I imagine that sales will determine if they keep putting these out. From what I understand, they published a few in Japan a while back and then stopped due to lack of sales.
“JAB8A” UK Number Plate on eBay
I was searching eBay UK for Jabba items (what, doesn’t everyone do that?) and I found this hilarious listing for a license plate that reads “JAB8A” (that’s not even “JABBA” mind you — the fourth character is the number eight). The bidding starts at £12,500 with a Buy-It-Now price of £25,000. The text of the listing reads:
JAB8A – PRIVATE CHERISHED PERSONAL PRESTIGE NUMBER PLATE
SUITABLE FOR THOSE WITH NICKNAME JABBA OR STAR WARS FAN
PERHAPS A BOXER OR SOMEONE WITH STAR WARS INTEREST FOR JABBA THE HUT
FANTASTIC HEAD TURNING NUMBER PLATE
BUY NOW OR BEST OFFER……………
GOOD LUCK
Good luck, indeed…
Vintage Battle At Sarlacc’s Pit Game

This is a board game from 1983. Each player takes the role of one of the heroes (Luke, Leia, Han, or Chewbacca) and tries to make it through the guards to Jabba.

You move and fight by drawing cards somehow, but honestly I couldn’t make sense of the rules. They seem needlessly complex for what is really a game for young kids.

Anyway, the game comes with a very cool 3-D game board that you assemble from pieces of cardboard, featuring the sail barge and the sarlacc below. There are also a number of little plastic figures that are used as the playing pieces. The sculpts are a little rough, but no worse that other figures of this type, and maybe better than the average board game playing piece. One thing I should note is that the Leia figure uses her Endor outfit, not her metal bikini. This is also true with several other products, to the extent that I think there must have been some sort of rule at the time that licensees couldn’t use her skimpier outfit in their products.

The paint jobs are very very rough. On the one hand I do have to give them some credit for the fact that they bothered to paint them at all. But on the other, I kind of wonder if it might not have been better to just cast them in appropriate colors instead of doing such a slipshod painting job. The Gamorrean guards aren’t terrible, but the others are kind of laughable.

Still, I love the game board and the art on the box and cards.

EDIT: Here is a PDF of the game’s rules and assembly instructions (click the image below).











