Jabba the Hutt Stone on Ebay

Another day, another ridiculous Jabba auction. I’m going to have to start a section just for these. This time, it’s someone in France who wants $2700 (2112 euros) for a stone that looks nothing whatsoever like Jabba the Hutt. The circle in the image above is apparently supposed to indicate where you can see Jabba (I guess just his face?) but it’s very questionable.