Slobba the Mutt Plush (Farce Wars: Fantom Meanies)

This is one of a line of Star Wars parody plushes that came out around the time of the Phantom Menace. Slobba the Mutt is a fat dog with no hind legs — he has a Jabba-like tail instead. He is accompanied by “Chihuahua Crud” (Salacious Crumb) holding a taco. It’s sort of cute, although I can’t help but think that they could have done a bit better job making it look like Jabba. As it is, you sort of have to explain to people what it is, since at first glance it just looks like a stuffed dog. The tag reads:

“This dog is not fat, he’s big boned.
And his temper is worse than Capone’s.
Take down his order.
Make a run for the border.
‘Cause he can’t get his butt off the throne!”